One of the books I turn to in my library often is Chris Holland’s “Film Festival Secrets“. It’s a great resource for filmmakers looking to do the festival thing – for a few reasons. There is the hardcore film festival advice, and then there is some great general “reality check” advice for filmmakers sprinkled throughout.
My favorite is a listing of things that that film festival programmers complain about seeing over and over again. You can go grab the free PDF version of the book and check it out (page 5), but I’ll list some of my favorites here:
- Someone takes a shower or brushes his teeth
- We realize it was all a dream
- A scene in a convenience store switches to security cam footage
(from Film Festival Secrets)
What’s wrong with these? There is nothing inherently wrong with them, but you can recognize the pattern. They are all the cliches of independent films, whether imagined or not (and I suspect, since these came from film festival programmers, they aren’t imagined).



